Thelma and Louise - OUTLAWS!!

Ok, so we are driving along enjoying the scenery. Mohavi Desert..miles and miles of it. Judy does not do anything slow you see. She canters a horse, she rides the Matterhorn, and Thunder Mountain (not kiddie rides like the astro orbit, lol), and has a teeny tiny teensie weensy ..little oh so slight...lead foot.

NO high tech for her. She likes the old fashioned GPS (direction in mirror) and not the state of the art, never get lost GPS I have! OK not perfectly accurate but gets you at least to the vicinity of your location. She defy's gravity. She can ride like the wind. She can race a train. She is faster than the speed of light. Yes Judy, moves. And lo and behold, Objects in mirror do appear closer. We could not get to Shinarump fast enough. Think out loud, when was the last time you had your rump shined? I can't recall. So heck, the purpose of the trip was to experience new things Right? . ...and then, Suddenly we pass a Smokey. Dammit. ..and then Flashing lights. We tried to out run him but came upon on convoy. lol woops.... Over to my window he comes. "I'm just the passenger officer i say!!"

PULL OVER. sigh...License and registration? Ma'am? are you Judy? Step out of the car!! woah. Step out of the car? is that not scary? I look at Judy she looks at me and I say, you think we can take him? Do you know how fast you were going? Well no not really, we were disputing if the mountains on the left side actually had snow on the top or was it sand. ...and well Jules is always right because she knows everthing and she is a genious. lol

As he was preparing to write the ticket, Judy says, "we are on a road trip cross country and blogging it the whole way." Would you like to be in our blog? Whats a blog? (explanation). Yes, tell your friend (taking pics through the mirror, lol) she can also step out of the car and take pictures. lol ...Everybody is a star!! woot woot and a yeeha. You bet we had fun with this opportunity! He did everything in his power not to smile. but you can detect a smirk or two.

Well, In Connecticut the posted speed limit says 65 and 75 is acceptable. Yikes, 86 in a 75 is a criminal offense in Arizona...for those of you that plan to travel. No cushion, 1 mile over is a ticket. eeeks. No criminal charge I must add because everybody is a star. lol. Time to take the kiddie ride Judy. lol. Or take the cliff route Louise! (He was pleasant enough at the time but we fail to find her license since). Guess I am driving. Hows that cruise control working? Prolly too hight tech for Judy. Onward HO!